At last, I am vindicated

I always told all my friends in high school that Mountain Dew was about the most unnatural liquid substance known to man. I have always been a firm believer that anything that can dissolve a nail within hours (true story, we did a pH experiment in science class) shouldn't be anywhere near my teeth. I told them they were crazy to drink it and that someday it was going to dissolve their tongues out or burn their stomachs or even kill them.

Well, it might not kill them. But it just might make them glow in the dark.