Missing Link?

So they've apparently found an early human child fossil, aged over 3 million years old. They've dubbed it "Lucy's daughter" and claim that the discovery could "fill an important gap in understanding human evolution." Researchers also developed a 3D reconstruction of the skull and face to see what the "child" may have looked like. Oddly enough - and you can verify this for yourself in the photo - the "girl" bears a STRIKING resemblance to a monkey...Researchers were also puzzled by her "surprisingly long gorilla-like arms."

They have GOT to be joking.

Any idiot with half a brain can see that what they've found here is nothing more than a small monkey. Yet just months from now, this "groundbreaking" discovery will be in every science textbok you can find in our public schools. Mark my words.

It's happened, folks. The evolutionary scientific community, in its last-ditch efforts to find a missing - and nonexistent - link between apes and humans, has now actually moved past baseless conjecture (i.e. the Cambrian explosion) and transitioned straight into flat-out denial.

And as the photo here shows, kids, denial is an ugly, ugly thing.